... Starring Christopher Walken

Cracked has an article about the most badass presidents of all time.

Linking to it is just an excuse to pitch my idea of a Christopher Walken as Andrew Jackson in "Andrew Jackson and the Vengeance of Fu Man Chu."

Fu Man Chu would either be played by Chow Yun fat.

Or Christopher Walken.

It'd be a buddy action flick where maverick president Jackson must beat back the time traveling steampunk zombie armies of Fu Man Chu.



Could easily play...




... and fight...



... but maybe not so racist.