She's Got Jokes (And Other Things Online)

Go Read Some Funny Stuff

Check out my friend Dani's Tumbleblog, the Monologamist. She makes good comedy and is a freelance joke writer for SNL.

New Trailer For the Incredibly Racist (And Sexy) RE:5

Resident Evil 'New World' trailer HD

1. I mean, I guess. If I want to be really sensitive about it at this time of morning. Wesker kind of looks like a Nazi, I suppose.

2. Something seems kind of, I guess, flat about the music in the trailer. It has that generic action movie sound which doesn't really fit with the series.

3. Note the scaled-back amount of zombie content in lieu of showing some of the story (as it were).

4. FYI, I bet it's Jill Valentine under the sheet at the end.

This Is The Most I've Ever Read About Sabrina the Teenage Witch

At his Super Blog, Chris Sims writes a LOT about the end of the magafied Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

Monster in Your Comics Bulletin

My review of the Umbrella Academy: Dallas #3 is up on the Comics Bulletin page.

... Starring Christopher Walken

Cracked has an article about the most badass presidents of all time.

Linking to it is just an excuse to pitch my idea of a Christopher Walken as Andrew Jackson in "Andrew Jackson and the Vengeance of Fu Man Chu."

Fu Man Chu would either be played by Chow Yun fat.

Or Christopher Walken.

It'd be a buddy action flick where maverick president Jackson must beat back the time traveling steampunk zombie armies of Fu Man Chu.



Could easily play...




... and fight...



... but maybe not so racist.